The unhinged customer support email

Write a prompt that produces a customer support email so unhinged it should not have shipped, but is technically still on-brand. Real product. Real complaint. The reply has to: - Acknowledge the issue (sort of) - Stay technically polite - Slowly reveal that the support agent has lost the plot The trick is escalation. The email should start normal and end somewhere you didn't expect. Drop your prompt + the result. Any text model. The funniest goes in the digest.